Guess How Much of My Ass is Showing

Hey you in-your-late-20s-crowd:

Remember that joke - "What kind of jeans are you wearing?"
"Guess"
"I don't know. What kind?"
"Guess."

And on and on and on it went...

It was like our updated Abbott & Costello. Anyway, I still love most of Guess's collection (especially since they have all those "G" belts and jewelry that's perfect for Georgia gamedays), but this? UGGGGGGGGGH.

The fabric looks sooo thin. I mean, really? A dress? Really?

Here's one of the reviews on Macy's:

"it is a really cute short dress, the only thing about it is you need to wear tights or something as it is see through in the bottom."

I really have an issue with you right now, Guess. Because you know some tart is going to prance around in this without tights or get up on top of a bar without underwear and someone is going to be subjected to it. Damnit. Make your clothes more tart-proof.

That is all.

Most Excellent Halloween Costume Ever

Alright, I took a break from blogging this Halloween (...or this fall entirely...sorry). This isn't blog topic related but it is blog worthy.

Please please please please vote for the "Olan Mills Portrait Guy" in the Spiralween costume contest.

Seriously, do y'all want Zombie Girl to win?

http://www.spiralentertainment.com/vote.php

In closing, this is the most blog topic related Halloween costume:
Hope y'all have had a fantastic Halloween and I hope to get my head out of the sand VERY soon!

Celebs! They're Just Like US!

Cause normal people pump gas with half their clothes on...

Once I met some Australian guys in Vegas who told me I looked like the Aussie actress Sophie Monk. I had no idea who she was, but of course googled her as soon as I got home. I used to be proud that some foreign dudes would think I resembled her... now, not so much. Really, Sophie? What the eff!?

And LeeAnn... I know you're busy separating from your marriage and being a home wrecker and all, but that doesn't mean your ex gets half your clothes, too!!

Is Perez Hilton Overexposed?

I think so. Seen here at the CocoPerez event in New York, Perez chats up Kristin Caverwhatsherface asking about the breeze up his butt. I bet he likes it! Perez, we can M-I-C-your K-E-Y in this shirt! What are you thinking?
More pics of Perez Hilton's shirtordressiness here.



Thanks Lindsay!

American Appall-al

I don't even need to say much in this post. American Apparel pretty much says it all.

"Originally designed as sleepwear, this chemise can also be worn as a tank top or dress."

And then there's this:

this:

these:

this:

this:


And most importantly, this:


My head just exploded.

Wake me up when this Shirtordress ends...

I DVR'd the VMAs - mainly so I could see Kanye freak out. Will he just stop talking already? During Greenday's fan-filled performance he pulled a chick wearing a shirtordress onto the stage.
Did anyone else notice this? I wish I could find video of this. Check out the silver shirtordress girl to the left of Billie Joe. Way to flash the audience, Silver. Hi ho, indeed.

Are you ready for some Shirtordress??

In case you missed the Sunday Night Football intro last night, here is what Faith Hill wears:

I love Faith Hill but c'mon now - no one else could ever pull this off. Okay maybe Megan Fox could, too...

I have a feeling we're going to see a lot of this look since over the knee boots are hot for 2009. BTW Victoria's Secret is having a 20% off boots sale now - use offer code 20VSBOOTS - which is awesome. :)

Sexy Vs. Skanky: The Cardigan Dress

I've recently tweeted about cardigans as dresses. I got an oversized cardigan from American Eagle (okay, fine. It was from TJ Maxx because I'm cheap) and I love it, but I'd never wear it without pants. I saw a chick in San Francisco last week wearing THE EXACT SAME ONE (okay, fine. It was purple - and probably not from TJ Maxx) without pants. I've seen this before. I'm not sure I like the cardigan dress.

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Exhibit C:
Xzibit:

(Looks like he's trying to figure this out, too).

Then I saw this cardigan dress and I was like - Oh, it can be done.

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I still don't understand Twitter but I'm starting to embrace technology.

No wait, she's my NEW hero.

Lindsay, a good friend to have in case you want some really neat mittens, is my new hero. She brought this blog and very-appropriate-to-this-site-blog-post to my attention.

People of Walmart, this is genius.

Oh, and no poll today because honestly, if you think this is a dress GET OFF MY BLOG.